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Trump Hair & Comb Box Socks

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Description

Big hair energy, right at ankle height.

For the gag-gift giver, the party host and anyone who likes a loud joke at their feet. A pixel-art portrait with fluffy blond hair tufts sits on a navy sock full of white stars. Bring them to a cookout, a Fourth of July party or a white elephant swap.

Stars, stripes and fluff.

A navy top with white stars sits over red-and-white stripes, with a black heel and a red toe. Wear them where the hair can be seen.

The hair is the joke.

A pixel-art portrait is framed by white stars, with fluffy blond hair tufts attached at each side of the ankle, over red-and-white stripes.

Three good reasons to go big.

  • Hair you can see. Fluffy blond tufts stick out from the sides and get a laugh from across the room.
  • Red, white and navy. Stars up top and stripes down the foot.
  • A party-ready gag gift. Made for cookouts, game days and white elephant swaps.

Gag gift socks that start a conversation. Fun socks like these make a plain outfit a little more interesting. Need a funny gift or a white elephant present? This pair gets the laugh.

  • One size fits most. Fits US shoe sizes 8-12.
  • Fine print: A novelty item made for fun. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any person, party or campaign.
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Shipping
US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+, counted before any discount code; $4.99 below $50.
Returns
You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
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A few good questions.

How do I choose the right size?

Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.

What is this pair made from?

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How should I care for these socks?

Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.

Can I give these as a gift?

Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.

When will my order arrive?

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