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No Kings Trump Crown Socks

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Description

Crowns are out. Stars are in.

For the history fan, the cookout host and anyone who likes their stars with a little attitude. A gold crown sits behind a red no-sign, with NO KINGS in yellow capital letters. A bold pair for parades, parties and the Fourth of July.

Navy, red and white.

White stars cover the navy, with a red cuff, heel and toe. Wear them with jeans, a white tee and a good mood.

A crown with a red line through it.

A gold crown crossed out by a red no-sign, with NO KINGS in yellow capital letters, on a navy sock covered in white stars.

Three good reasons to wear the message.

  • A short, loud message. NO KINGS, in big yellow letters you can read from across the room.
  • Patriotic colors. Navy, red and white, with stars all over.
  • Party-ready. A fun gift for parades, cookouts and holiday swaps.

One pair works as men's socks or women's socks. Crazy socks are what a plain outfit has been missing. Looking for interesting white elephant gifts or Secret Santa gift ideas? This pair is an easy yes.

  • One size fits most. Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13. Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5.
  • Materials: 80% combed cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
  • Fine print: A novelty item made for fun. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any person, party or campaign.
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Shipping
US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+, counted before any discount code; $4.99 below $50.
Returns
You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
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A few good questions.

How do I choose the right size?

Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.

What is this pair made from?

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How should I care for these socks?

Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.

Can I give these as a gift?

Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.

When will my order arrive?

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