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Texas and Its 49 Bitches Socks

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Description

Texas is the star. Everybody else is extra.

For the proud Texan and anyone who loves a friendly state rivalry. A red map of the USA has Texas in blue with a white star, and the big claim runs right below it. California gets its own message on the foot.

Black, red and blue.

A black sock with a bright red-orange cuff, heel and toe looks great with boots, jeans and a big hat.

The whole map, one big brag.

A red map of the USA with Texas in blue and a white star sits under AMERICA, above TEXAS AND IT'S 49 BITCHES, with ESPECIALLY YOU CALIFORNIA on the foot.

Three good reasons to brag.

  • Texas pride. A blue Texas with a white star, front and center.
  • Bold colors. Black with red-orange trim and a red, white and blue map.
  • A gift for Texans. For natives, transplants and anyone who just moved away.

Men's socks or women's socks, the punchline travels well. Funny socks are the quickest way to look interesting. Hunting for Secret Santa gift ideas? This pair is a safe bet. Stuck on a present for white elephant? This pair is a safe bet.

  • One size fits most. Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13. Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5.
  • Materials: 80% combed cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
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US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+, counted before any discount code; $4.99 below $50.
Returns
You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
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A few good questions.

How do I choose the right size?

Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.

What is this pair made from?

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How should I care for these socks?

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Can I give these as a gift?

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When will my order arrive?

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