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Not Always a Bitch
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Not Always a Bitch
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Mostly lovely. Occasionally a warning label.
For the friend who is sweet until someone tests her, and the one who hands out warnings in advance. Two pale yellow labels on navy spell out the terms and conditions. Gift them to the woman who is fun, fair and not to be pushed.
Navy with fair warning.
Cobalt navy with butter yellow trim goes with jeans, a blazer or white sneakers. Classic colors, clear boundaries.
Read the labels.
Two pale yellow label panels on cobalt navy hold the message, with yellow stripes running down the foot.
Three good reasons to heed the warning.
- Terms and conditions. I'm not always a bitch... and the second label says the rest.
- Navy and butter. Cobalt navy with a butter yellow cuff, heel and toe.
- For strong women. Birthdays, new bosses and the friend who sets boundaries.
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One size fits most. Fits women's shoe sizes 6-12. Fits men's shoe sizes 4.5-10.5.
- Materials: 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
- Compliments guaranteed
Your pair, explained.
- Personality
- Funny & Sarcastic · Naughty & Swear Words
- Humor
- Adult humor / strong language. Best for someone whose sense of humor you know.
- Material
- 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
- Size
- Fits women's shoe sizes 6-12; Fits men's shoe sizes 4.5-10.5
- Shipping
- US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+ after discounts; $4.99 below $50.
- Returns
- You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
Heads up: SockEm is humor for grown-ups. Our socks (and this site) are meant to be fun and a little cheeky — if that's not your cup of tea, no hard feelings, feel free to click away.
Make it your own.
Personality. No small talk required.
A tiny conversation starter. A very personal gift. A reason to retire those socks from college.
A few good questions.
How do I choose the right size?
Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.
What is this pair made from?
Check the product description for the maker’s fabric information. Need a specific fiber or fit feature? Ask us before ordering.
How should I care for these socks?
Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.
Can I give these as a gift?
Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.
When will my order arrive?
Delivery options and charges are calculated at checkout for your destination. Check our shipping and returns information before placing your order.