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Navy stripes hide the real reason you're late.
White pinstripes frame I'm sorry I'm late... on navy, with ...I didn't want to come finishing the thought lower down. For the reluctant plus-one who shows up anyway, eventually.
Classic stripe, blunt honesty.
Navy with white pinstripes looks sharp with chinos until someone reads the punchline.
The confession, striped in.
White stripes bracket I'm sorry I'm late... above ...I didn't want to come in matching text.
Three good reasons to admit it.
- The setup and the punchline. I'm sorry I'm late, then the real reason.
- Classic stripe styling. Navy with white pinstripes at cuff and ankle.
- For the reluctant guest. Anyone dragged to one more thing this week.
Sorry I'm Late, I Didn't Want to Come Socks. One size fits most.
Your pair, explained.
- Personality
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- Humor
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- Material
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- Size
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- Shipping
- US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+ after discounts; $4.99 below $50.
- Returns
- You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
A gift with personality.
Make it your own.

Personality. No small talk required.
A tiny conversation starter. A very personal gift. A reason to retire those socks from college.
A few good questions.
How do I choose the right size?
Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.
What is this pair made from?
Check the product description for the maker’s fabric information. Need a specific fiber or fit feature? Ask us before ordering.
How should I care for these socks?
Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.
Can I give these as a gift?
Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.
When will my order arrive?
Delivery options and charges are calculated at checkout for your destination. Check our shipping and returns information before placing your order.
Better together. Just like your favorite people.
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