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I Didn't Fart, My Ass Blew You A Kiss - Funny Socks for Women and Men
$14.99
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I Didn't Fart, My Ass Blew You A Kiss - Funny Socks for Women and Men
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Not a fart. A gesture of affection.
For the partner with a flawless alibi, the dad who has used this line at every family dinner, and anyone who believes romance is about the little things. Plain typewriter lettering keeps a straight face while the sentence does all the work.
Retro stripes, zero shame.
Black with two red cuff stripes suits sneakers, skate shoes and gym shorts. It looks like a classic athletic sock until someone reads it.
Sealed with a kiss.
White typewriter-style lettering reads "I didn't fart. My ass blew you a kiss." on black, under two red stripes at the cuff.
Three good reasons to blow a kiss.
- The perfect excuse. It is written down, so it must be true.
- Classic athletic look. Two red stripes on a black crew sock.
- Gift for the guilty. Valentines, anniversaries and road trips.
One size fits most. Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13. Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5.
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It's OK To Fart Socks
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Your pair, explained.
- Personality
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- Humor
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- Material
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- Shipping
- US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+ after discounts; $4.99 below $50.
- Returns
- You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
Heads up: SockEm is humor for grown-ups. Our socks (and this site) are meant to be fun and a little cheeky — if that's not your cup of tea, no hard feelings, feel free to click away.
A gift with personality.
Make it your own.
Personality. No small talk required.
A tiny conversation starter. A very personal gift. A reason to retire those socks from college.
A few good questions.
How do I choose the right size?
Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.
What is this pair made from?
Check the product description for the maker’s fabric information. Need a specific fiber or fit feature? Ask us before ordering.
How should I care for these socks?
Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.
Can I give these as a gift?
Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.
When will my order arrive?
Delivery options and charges are calculated at checkout for your destination. Check our shipping and returns information before placing your order.
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