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Run on Coffee & Cuss Words

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Description

Fueled by espresso and a colorful vocabulary.

For the early-shift nurse, the teacher before first bell, and everyone who needs two cups before they can be polite. Wrap it with a bag of good beans for a birthday, and let it explain the morning mood.

Latte-colored, strongly worded.

Cream with a maroon cuff, heel and toe goes with jeans, scrubs or work trousers, and pairs best with a travel mug.

Steam rising.

A steaming maroon coffee cup sits above I RUN ON COFFEE AND CUSS WORDS, stacked in outlined capitals on cream.

Three good reasons to pour another cup.

  • An honest fuel label. I RUN ON COFFEE AND CUSS WORDS, in tall capitals.
  • Cafe colors. Cream with maroon trim, like a latte next to an espresso.
  • For the caffeine crowd. Baristas, early shifts and anyone grumpy before coffee.

  • One size fits most. Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13. Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5.
  •  Materials: 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
  • Compliments guaranteed
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Your pair, explained.

Personality
Funny & Sarcastic · Naughty & Swear Words · Food Socks · Coffee & Tea · Foodie
Humor
Adult humor / strong language. Best for someone whose sense of humor you know.
Material
80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
Size
Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13; Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5
Shipping
US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+ after discounts; $4.99 below $50.
Returns
You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
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