That's Mr Asshole to You
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Are You Drunk?
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Are You Drunk?
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A quick sobriety quiz, with one box checked.
For the friend who swears they are fine and the designated driver keeping score. Two little boxes, YES and NO, and a red X that settles it. Gift them for a birthday night out, a bachelor party or the morning after.
Royal blue for the night out.
Royal blue with black trim and pinstripes pairs with dark jeans and sneakers for a night out, or slippers for the morning after.
Check one box.
ARE YOU DRUNK? sits over YES and NO tick boxes on royal blue, with a red X and black pinstripes below.
Three good reasons to answer honestly.
- Built-in survey. ARE YOU DRUNK? with YES and NO boxes to settle it.
- Royal blue and black. Bright blue with black pinstripes, cuff, heel and toe.
- For the party crew. Birthdays, bachelor parties and brunch the day after.
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One size fits most. Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13. Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5.
- Materials: 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
- Compliments guaranteed
Your pair, explained.
- Personality
- Funny & Sarcastic · Food Socks · Foodie
- Humor
- Playful, cheeky humor. Check the product wording and photo for the exact joke.
- Material
- 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
- Size
- Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13; Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5
- Shipping
- US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+ after discounts; $4.99 below $50.
- Returns
- You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
Heads up: SockEm is humor for grown-ups. Our socks (and this site) are meant to be fun and a little cheeky — if that's not your cup of tea, no hard feelings, feel free to click away.
A gift with personality.
Make it your own.
Personality. No small talk required.
A tiny conversation starter. A very personal gift. A reason to retire those socks from college.
A few good questions.
How do I choose the right size?
Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.
What is this pair made from?
Check the product description for the maker’s fabric information. Need a specific fiber or fit feature? Ask us before ordering.
How should I care for these socks?
Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.
Can I give these as a gift?
Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.
When will my order arrive?
Delivery options and charges are calculated at checkout for your destination. Check our shipping and returns information before placing your order.
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That's Mr Asshole to You
$14.99