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Per My Last Email Socks

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Pixel middle fingers under PER MY LAST EMAIL.

Light blue pixel-art hands flip the bird across navy blue while PER MY LAST EMAIL sits in orange block letters. For the inbox warrior who has typed it through gritted teeth more than once.

Office navy, office bite.

Navy and orange read like a normal crew sock until the cuff gives away the joke.

Pixel hands, passive aggression.

Light blue pixelated middle-finger hands scatter across navy above PER MY LAST EMAIL in orange.

Three good reasons to reply-all.

  • The subtext, printed. PER MY LAST EMAIL in bold orange letters.
  • Pixel middle fingers. Light blue 8-bit hands, scattered everywhere.
  • For the reply-all victim. Anyone drowning in cc's and follow-ups.

Per My Last Email Socks. One size fits most.

Your pair, explained.

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Shipping
US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+ after discounts; $4.99 below $50.
Returns
You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
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Heads up: SockEm is humor for grown-ups. Our socks (and this site) are meant to be fun and a little cheeky — if that's not your cup of tea, no hard feelings, feel free to click away.

A few good questions.

How do I choose the right size?

Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.

What is this pair made from?

Check the product description for the maker’s fabric information. Need a specific fiber or fit feature? Ask us before ordering.

How should I care for these socks?

Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.

Can I give these as a gift?

Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.

When will my order arrive?

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