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Hold My Nuts Squirrel Socks
$14.99
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Hold My Nuts Squirrel Socks
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The squirrel has one request: hold his nuts.
For the friend who laughs before the punchline, and the one who knows every squirrel in the park by name. Gift them at a birthday or a holiday swap, then watch them read the leg and get the joke twice.
Autumn, but make it nutty.
Burnt-orange cuff, rolled jeans and brown boots: the whole fall palette is already knitted in. Or let the acorns peek out of sneakers.
Look down: acorns.
A cartoon squirrel clutches his acorn on the leg while a trail of spare nuts runs down the foot.
Three good reasons to adopt this squirrel.
- Priorities, clearly stated. HOLD MY NUTS in bold letters. No follow-up questions.
- Fall colors, all year. Pumpkin orange with a burnt-orange cuff, heel and toe.
- The easy gift. Squirrel fans, hikers, and anyone who loves a dumb joke.
These crew socks double as men's socks and women's socks. Need great white elephant presents or male stocking stuffers? This pair gets the laugh.
You just found the best squirrel socks out there. These funny crew socks feature a squirrel and the words "Hold My Nuts!" Not only is this pair of silly animal socks hilarious, but they are made with a super soft combed cotton blend which makes them extremely durable and comfortable for long lasting wear. Give this as a gift to anyone who loves squirrels or someone who has a cool sock collection. Check out our funny pairs of animal socks today at Sock Em' Sock Emporium.- One size fits most. Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13. Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5.
- Materials: 80% Combed Cotton, 18% Nylon, 2% Spandex
- Instagram-worthy
- Compliments Guaranteed
Your pair, explained.
- Personality
- Funny & Sarcastic · Wildlife
- Humor
- Playful, cheeky humor. Check the product wording and photo for the exact joke.
- Material
- 80% Combed Cotton, 18% Nylon, 2% Spandex
- Size
- Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13; Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5
- Shipping
- US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+, counted before any discount code; $4.99 below $50.
- Returns
- You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
Heads up: SockEm is humor for grown-ups. Our socks (and this site) are meant to be fun and a little cheeky — if that's not your cup of tea, no hard feelings, feel free to click away.
Make it your own.
Personality. No small talk required.
A tiny conversation starter. A very personal gift. A reason to retire those socks from college.
A few good questions.
How do I choose the right size?
Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.
What is this pair made from?
Check the product description for the maker’s fabric information. Need a specific fiber or fit feature? Ask us before ordering.
How should I care for these socks?
Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.
Can I give these as a gift?
Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.
When will my order arrive?
Delivery options and charges are calculated at checkout for your destination. Check our shipping and returns information before placing your order.