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My Cat And I Talk Shit About You Socks for Women and Men

UPC:
00502436734
$14.99
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The cat started it. You just agreed.

For cat people who know exactly what their cat is thinking, the friend who narrates their pet's opinions out loud, and anyone who has been judged by a small animal from across the room. White lettering says it plainly, with paw prints walking all the way to the toe.

Black goes with gossip.

Black with grey paw prints works with jeans, joggers and office trousers. From a distance it is a cute cat sock. Up close it is a confession.

Overheard at home.

Bold white "MY CAT AND I TALK SHIT ABOUT YOU" lettering on black, framed by a cat outline, with grey paw prints scattered down the leg and foot.

Three good reasons to side with the cat.

  • It says it for you. The words are big enough to read from the couch.
  • Paw prints everywhere. Grey paws trail from the cuff to the toe.
  • A cat-person gift. For the one whose cat has opinions.

One size fits most. Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13. Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5.

Your pair, explained.

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Shipping
US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+ after discounts; $4.99 below $50.
Returns
You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
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A few good questions.

How do I choose the right size?

Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.

What is this pair made from?

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How should I care for these socks?

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Can I give these as a gift?

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When will my order arrive?

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