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I CHOOSE VIOLENCE DUCKY

UPC:
08833395313
$14.99
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Description

Cute on the outside. Unhinged on the inside.

For the friend who looks sweet and texts like a war crime, the coworker who smiles through the third meeting that should have been an email, and anyone whose inner peace left the building years ago. A tiny yellow duckling holds a kitchen knife and makes its position clear.

Pastel, with intent.

Soft aqua with sunny yellow cuffs, heels and toes pairs with white sneakers, denim and anything that says "harmless". It is not harmless.

Peace was never an option.

A yellow duckling clutching a knife sits above orange "i choose violence" lettering on soft aqua, with "peace was never an option" running down the foot.

Three good reasons to quack first.

  • A duck with a plan. The knife is small. The energy is not.
  • Two jokes, one sock. "I choose violence" up top, "peace was never an option" below.
  • Easy to gift. For the sweet one with the dark group chat.

Add animal socks to the drawer with this pair. Wear them as men's socks or as women's socks; the joke works either way. Need white elephant present ideas or stocking stuffers for guys? This pair gets the laugh.

One size fits most. Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13. Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5.

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US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+, counted before any discount code; $4.99 below $50.
Returns
You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
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A few good questions.

How do I choose the right size?

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What is this pair made from?

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