Karma Pronounced Fuck You
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Because Fuck You Cat
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Because Fuck You Cat
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The plant was fine. The cat had other plans.
For every cat owner who has watched a mug, a plant or a pen slide slowly off the table while making eye contact. A grumpy grey cat nudges a potted plant off the shelf, with its reasoning written below. Gift them to the cat parent who has lost more houseplants than they can count.
Cream and grey, cat-hair friendly.
Cream with grey trim pairs with grey joggers, light jeans and a sweater that already has cat hair on it.
Caught in the act.
A grumpy grey cat pushes a potted plant off the edge of a shelf, above BECAUSE FUCK YOU in bold black.
Three good reasons to forgive the cat.
- Motive explained. BECAUSE FUCK YOU, the only reason a cat ever needs.
- Neutral cream and grey. Easy colors that go with almost everything.
- For cat parents. Anyone who has lost a plant, a mug or a pen to a paw.
- One size fits most. Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13. Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5.
- Materials: 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
- Compliments guaranteed
Your pair, explained.
- Personality
- Funny & Sarcastic · Naughty & Swear Words · Cat Socks · Cat Person
- Humor
- Adult humor / strong language. Best for someone whose sense of humor you know.
- Material
- 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
- Size
- Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13; Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5
- Shipping
- US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+ after discounts; $4.99 below $50.
- Returns
- You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
Heads up: SockEm is humor for grown-ups. Our socks (and this site) are meant to be fun and a little cheeky — if that's not your cup of tea, no hard feelings, feel free to click away.
A gift with personality.
Make it your own.
Personality. No small talk required.
A tiny conversation starter. A very personal gift. A reason to retire those socks from college.
A few good questions.
How do I choose the right size?
Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.
What is this pair made from?
Check the product description for the maker’s fabric information. Need a specific fiber or fit feature? Ask us before ordering.
How should I care for these socks?
Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.
Can I give these as a gift?
Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.
When will my order arrive?
Delivery options and charges are calculated at checkout for your destination. Check our shipping and returns information before placing your order.
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