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Fuck You I mean Good Morning
$14.99
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Fuck You I mean Good Morning
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A morning greeting with one quick correction.
For the night owl who is not ready to talk until the second coffee, and the coworker who greets everyone anyway. Sunny yellow spirals on sky blue make it look cheerful, right up until you read the first two words. Gift them to anyone whose alarm clock has been hit more than once.
Sky blue before coffee.
Sky blue with yellow suns goes with pajama pants, a robe and a big mug, or jeans if you must leave the house.
Sunshine, reluctantly.
Yellow spiral suns shine on sky blue around the greeting, written in white and yellow capitals.
Three good reasons to hit snooze.
- Honest mornings. FUCK YOU, I MEAN GOOD MORNING. Coffee pending.
- Cheerful colors. Sky blue with bright yellow spiral suns.
- For night owls. Roommates, partners and the office morning grump.
- One size fits most. Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13. Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5.
- Materials: 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
- Compliments guaranteed
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Your pair, explained.
- Personality
- Funny & Sarcastic · Naughty & Swear Words
- Humor
- Adult humor / strong language. Best for someone whose sense of humor you know.
- Material
- 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
- Size
- Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13; Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5
- Shipping
- US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+ after discounts; $4.99 below $50.
- Returns
- You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
Heads up: SockEm is humor for grown-ups. Our socks (and this site) are meant to be fun and a little cheeky — if that's not your cup of tea, no hard feelings, feel free to click away.
A gift with personality.
Make it your own.
Personality. No small talk required.
A tiny conversation starter. A very personal gift. A reason to retire those socks from college.
A few good questions.
How do I choose the right size?
Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.
What is this pair made from?
Check the product description for the maker’s fabric information. Need a specific fiber or fit feature? Ask us before ordering.
How should I care for these socks?
Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.
Can I give these as a gift?
Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.
When will my order arrive?
Delivery options and charges are calculated at checkout for your destination. Check our shipping and returns information before placing your order.
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