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Zero Fox Given Socks For Men
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Zero, as in the number of foxes given.
For the man who stays calm while everyone else panics, and the coworker who has perfected the shrug. An orange fox face sits between ZERO and GIVEN, making the point without a single swear word. Gift them for a birthday, a retirement or the first day at a new job.
Grey heather, sly fox.
Grey heather with black trim goes under charcoal trousers at work and with jeans and boots on the weekend.
A fox in the middle.
A bright orange fox face stands in for the missing word between ZERO and GIVEN on grey heather.
Three good reasons to stay unbothered.
- A clean swear. ZERO, a fox, then GIVEN. Office-safe attitude.
- Grey and black. Heather grey with a black cuff, heel and toe.
- For the calm one. Retirements, new jobs and the ultimate shrugger.
Whether you don't give a flying fox and you want the world (or maybe just your coworkers) to know it, funny animal socks make you happy, you know the answer to the question "what does the fox say?" thanks to that viral song that is now (hopefully) stuck in your head again, you like socks with funny sayings on them and just so happened to find this witty pair of fox socks today, "zero fox given" resonates with you on a deep, personal level, you like socks with swear words on them or fun socks for men in general, or you're like us here at Sock Em' (short for sock emporium) and you refuse to wear anything other than the most comfortable, unique, best men's socks around, then you've come to the right funny sock store. When it comes to funny animal socks, we do give a F*&#, and we've got you covered.
- Sizing:
- OSFM: Fits men's shoe sizes 7-12.5
King Size: Fits men's shoe sizes 13-16
- OSFM: Fits men's shoe sizes 7-12.5
- Materials: 70% cotton, 27% nylon, 3% spandex
- Compliments guaranteed
Your pair, explained.
- Personality
- Funny & Sarcastic · Naughty & Swear Words · Wildlife
- Humor
- Adult humor / strong language. Best for someone whose sense of humor you know.
- Material
- 70% cotton, 27% nylon, 3% spandex
- Size
- Fits men's shoe sizes 7-12.5; Fits men's shoe sizes 13-16
- Shipping
- US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+ after discounts; $4.99 below $50.
- Returns
- You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
Heads up: SockEm is humor for grown-ups. Our socks (and this site) are meant to be fun and a little cheeky — if that's not your cup of tea, no hard feelings, feel free to click away.
A gift with personality.
Make it your own.

Personality. No small talk required.
A tiny conversation starter. A very personal gift. A reason to retire those socks from college.
A few good questions.
How do I choose the right size?
Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.
What is this pair made from?
Check the product description for the maker’s fabric information. Need a specific fiber or fit feature? Ask us before ordering.
How should I care for these socks?
Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.
Can I give these as a gift?
Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.
When will my order arrive?
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