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The whole green plastic platoon, reporting for duty.
For the grown-up who spent childhood summers staging battles on the living room rug, and still remembers stepping on a stray soldier. Classic green army men crawl, aim and march all over black. Gift them for a birthday, Father's Day or a reunion with the old neighborhood crew.
Black with a green squad.
Black with green figures works under suit trousers, with dark jeans or with cargo shorts and boots.
Toy soldiers in formation.
Green plastic army men kneel, aim and advance in every pose across a solid black sock.
Three good reasons to rally the troops.
- A nostalgic squad. The classic green army men in every pose.
- Black and green. A dark base that fits under any trousers.
- For grown-up kids. Father's Day, birthdays and toy-box nostalgia.
Lets go! Lets go! Get to the rendezvous point! Oh no... Not the... Vacuum cleaner! Now with these Army Men Socks For Men, you can have those classic green figures without the hassle of losing them or even worse, stepping on them. The socks are made out of a super comfortable cotton blend to ensure no matter how many times you go bivouacking with the squad, your feet wont be calling for a medic! No matter if you remember the toys from your childhood, served in the military, or just enjoy fun novelty socks, Sock Em' is the place for you!
- Large fits men's shoe size 7-12.5
- Extra Large fits men's shoe size 12-15.5
- 70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Spandex
- Compliments guaranteed
Your pair, explained.
- Personality
- Funny & Sarcastic
- Humor
- Playful, cheeky humor. Check the product wording and photo for the exact joke.
- Material
- Cotton, Nylon, Spandex
- Size
- fits men's shoe size 7-12.5; fits men's shoe size 12-15.5
- Shipping
- US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+ after discounts; $4.99 below $50.
- Returns
- You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
Heads up: SockEm is humor for grown-ups. Our socks (and this site) are meant to be fun and a little cheeky — if that's not your cup of tea, no hard feelings, feel free to click away.
A gift with personality.
Make it your own.

Personality. No small talk required.
A tiny conversation starter. A very personal gift. A reason to retire those socks from college.
A few good questions.
How do I choose the right size?
Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.
What is this pair made from?
Check the product description for the maker’s fabric information. Need a specific fiber or fit feature? Ask us before ordering.
How should I care for these socks?
Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.
Can I give these as a gift?
Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.
When will my order arrive?
Delivery options and charges are calculated at checkout for your destination. Check our shipping and returns information before placing your order.
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