University of Michigan Socks
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Universe made up of Morons
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Universe made up of Morons
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Protons, neutrons, electrons and one extra particle.
For the science teacher, the lab partner and anyone who has explained something three times already. The joke lands in plain type, surrounded by little atoms that make it look like homework. Gift it to the smartest person in the room, who already knows who the morons are.
Lab coat optional.
Bright cyan with a black cuff pairs with khakis, a lab coat or a hoodie on the way to the lecture hall.
The elements of sarcasm.
Little atom symbols orbit a block of black type on bright cyan, with a black cuff, heel and toe.
Three good reasons to trust the science.
- Peer-reviewed sarcasm. Protons, neutrons, electrons and morons: science, settled.
- Electric blue. Bright cyan with black trim, easy with jeans or khakis.
- For the lab crowd. Teachers, engineers and anyone who corrects the group chat.
Men's socks or women's socks, the punchline travels well. Colorful socks make the rest of the outfit look good. Putting together good white elephant presents or gag gifts? Add this pair to the pile.
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One size fits most. Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13. Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5.
- Materials: 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
- Compliments guaranteed
Your pair, explained.
- Personality
- Funny & Sarcastic
- Humor
- Playful, cheeky humor. Check the product wording and photo for the exact joke.
- Material
- 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
- Size
- Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13; Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5
- Shipping
- US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+, counted before any discount code; $4.99 below $50.
- Returns
- You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
Heads up: SockEm is humor for grown-ups. Our socks (and this site) are meant to be fun and a little cheeky — if that's not your cup of tea, no hard feelings, feel free to click away.
A gift with personality.
Make it your own.
Personality. No small talk required.
A tiny conversation starter. A very personal gift. A reason to retire those socks from college.
A few good questions.
How do I choose the right size?
Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.
What is this pair made from?
Check the product description for the maker’s fabric information. Need a specific fiber or fit feature? Ask us before ordering.
How should I care for these socks?
Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.
Can I give these as a gift?
Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.
When will my order arrive?
Delivery options and charges are calculated at checkout for your destination. Check our shipping and returns information before placing your order.
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University of Michigan Socks
$19.99