No Kings Trump Crown Socks
$14.99
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Dance like the whole room is watching.
For the party host, the dance-floor regular and anyone who thinks every cookout needs a soundtrack. A cartoon Trump in a navy suit and red tie dances across a teal sock, with music notes in the air. A silly pair for game days, parties and gift swaps.
Teal and navy.
A bright teal sock lifts a plain outfit. Try it with jeans, grey pants or a navy blazer.
A dance in every step.
A cartoon Trump in a navy suit and red tie dances among white music notes, on both sides of the leg of a teal sock.
Three good reasons to hit the dance floor.
- Big moves. A cartoon with a big dance and music notes.
- Bright teal. A fresh color that stands out.
- A gag gift. Easy to give at parties and gift swaps.
Wear them as men's socks or as women's socks; the joke works either way. Crazy socks are what a plain outfit has been missing. Looking for Christmas stocking stuffers for guys? This pair is an easy yes. Got a white elephant gift swap coming up? This pair gets the laugh.
- One size fits most. Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13. Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5.
- Materials: 80% combed cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
- Fine print: A novelty item made for fun. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any person, party or campaign.
Your pair, explained.
- Personality
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- Humor
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- Material
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- Size
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- Shipping
- US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+, counted before any discount code; $4.99 below $50.
- Returns
- You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
Heads up: SockEm is humor for grown-ups. Our socks (and this site) are meant to be fun and a little cheeky — if that's not your cup of tea, no hard feelings, feel free to click away.
A gift with personality.
Make it your own.
Personality. No small talk required.
A tiny conversation starter. A very personal gift. A reason to retire those socks from college.
A few good questions.
How do I choose the right size?
Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.
What is this pair made from?
Check the product description for the maker’s fabric information. Need a specific fiber or fit feature? Ask us before ordering.
How should I care for these socks?
Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.
Can I give these as a gift?
Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.
When will my order arrive?
Delivery options and charges are calculated at checkout for your destination. Check our shipping and returns information before placing your order.
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No Kings Trump Crown Socks
$14.99