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Talk Nerdy To Me Socks For Men
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Black-framed glasses and one very smart request.
For the partner who finds a good spreadsheet attractive, and the engineer who proudly corrects everyone's math. A pair of black nerd glasses sits above TALK NERDY TO ME on bright red. Gift them for an anniversary, Valentine's Day or a promotion to senior developer.
Red, grey and very smart.
Bright red with a grey cuff, heel and toe: sharp under grey trousers at the office, or with jeans and a hoodie for game night.
Glasses on, brain engaged.
Black horn-rimmed glasses sit above TALK NERDY TO ME in black capitals on bright red, with grey trim.
Three good reasons to talk nerdy.
- The smart request. TALK NERDY TO ME, right under a pair of glasses.
- Red with grey trim. Bright red with a grey cuff, heel and toe.
- For your favorite nerd. Partners, coders and the office know-it-all.
These talk nerdy to me socks for men are what office sock dreams are made of. If you're nerdy and you know it, and there's no shame in your sock game, we have just the socks for you. If you're shopping for new dress socks for your husband or boyfriend and you want to send him a message that you love the nerd he is, you've found the right crazy sock store. These fun socks for men are made with pima cotton, so they're super comfortable and soft. Now-a-days nerds are cool. Know what else is cool? Rocking these funny men's socks in the office and letting your freak flag fly.
- Size: fits men's shoe sizes 6.5-12
- Materials: 58% pima cotton, 31% nylon, 9% polyester, 2% spandex
- Compliments guaranteed
Your pair, explained.
- Personality
- Funny & Sarcastic · Naughty & Swear Words · Geeky & Curious
- Humor
- Adult humor / strong language. Best for someone whose sense of humor you know.
- Material
- 58% pima cotton, 31% nylon, 9% polyester, 2% spandex
- Size
- fits men's shoe sizes 6.5-12
- Shipping
- US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+ after discounts; $4.99 below $50.
- Returns
- You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
Heads up: SockEm is humor for grown-ups. Our socks (and this site) are meant to be fun and a little cheeky — if that's not your cup of tea, no hard feelings, feel free to click away.
A gift with personality.
Make it your own.

Personality. No small talk required.
A tiny conversation starter. A very personal gift. A reason to retire those socks from college.
A few good questions.
How do I choose the right size?
Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.
What is this pair made from?
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How should I care for these socks?
Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.
Can I give these as a gift?
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