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The whole solar system, from cuff to toe.
For the stargazer, the science teacher and the person at work who knows which planet has rings. A yellow cuff with flame tips acts like the sun, and the planets spin down the leg on black. Wear them with a suit or with sneakers.
Dress up or down.
A black dress-style sock with yellow trim looks sharp with suit pants and just as good with jeans.
Planets on parade.
Ringed planets, a striped giant, a blue-green Earth and little white stars cover a black sock under a yellow, flame-edged cuff.
Three good reasons to go to space.
- A sun at the cuff. The yellow cuff has flame tips, so the sun sits right at the top.
- Planets everywhere. Ringed planets, a striped giant and a blue-green Earth.
- For space fans. Stargazers, teachers and anyone who can still name every planet.
Men's socks for the guy who dresses with a grin. Cool male socks that skip the boring black pair. Whether you want good white elephant presents or stocking stuffers for guys, this pair delivers.
- One size fits most. Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13. Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5.
- Materials: 80% combed cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
Your pair, explained.
- Personality
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- Humor
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- Material
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- Shipping
- US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+, counted before any discount code; $4.99 below $50.
- Returns
- You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
Heads up: SockEm is humor for grown-ups. Our socks (and this site) are meant to be fun and a little cheeky — if that's not your cup of tea, no hard feelings, feel free to click away.
A gift with personality.
Make it your own.

Personality. No small talk required.
A tiny conversation starter. A very personal gift. A reason to retire those socks from college.
A few good questions.
How do I choose the right size?
Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.
What is this pair made from?
Check the product description for the maker’s fabric information. Need a specific fiber or fit feature? Ask us before ordering.
How should I care for these socks?
Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.
Can I give these as a gift?
Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.
When will my order arrive?
Delivery options and charges are calculated at checkout for your destination. Check our shipping and returns information before placing your order.
Better together. Just like your favorite people.
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