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Skeletal Middle Finger Socks

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Even the skeleton has had enough.

For the friend who is done with it all, the Halloween fan and anyone who wants to make a point without saying a word. A white bony hand holds up one finger on each side of the leg of a black sock. A cheeky gift for the one who always says what they think.

Black and bone white.

Black with white bones goes with every outfit, and works all year, not just in October.

No words needed.

A white skeleton hand holds up its middle finger, printed on both sides of the leg of a black sock.

Three good reasons to flip the script.

  • The hand says it all. One bony finger, in bold white on black.
  • Not just for Halloween. Black socks that fit every season.
  • A cheeky gift. For friends with a dark sense of humor.

Men's socks or women's socks, the punchline travels well. Crazy socks are what a plain outfit has been missing. Whether you want great white elephant gifts or stocking stuffer ideas for men, this pair delivers.

  • One size fits most. Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13. Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5.
  • Materials: 80% combed cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex

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Shipping
US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+, counted before any discount code; $4.99 below $50.
Returns
You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
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Heads up: SockEm is humor for grown-ups. Our socks (and this site) are meant to be fun and a little cheeky — if that's not your cup of tea, no hard feelings, feel free to click away.

A few good questions.

How do I choose the right size?

Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.

What is this pair made from?

Check the product description for the maker’s fabric information. Need a specific fiber or fit feature? Ask us before ordering.

How should I care for these socks?

Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.

Can I give these as a gift?

Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.

When will my order arrive?

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