Pink Middle Finger
$14.99
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Middle Finger Socks
$14.99
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Middle Finger Socks
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Flip them off without lifting a finger.
For the friend with a quiet smile and a very loud opinion. A whole sock of middle fingers on black keeps things polite on top and completely honest underneath. Made for Mondays, family photos and meetings that could have been an email.
Black tie. Black socks. Hidden agenda.
The black base goes with anything, so these pass under suit trousers until someone crosses their legs.
Count the fingers.
Tan cartoon hands flip the bird from every angle, from cuff to toe, on solid black.
Three good reasons to raise a finger.
- No words needed. The message is clear from cuff to toe. No text required.
- Goes with everything. Solid black, so it hides in plain sight under any trousers.
- The perfect comeback. For the friend who always has the last word, and knows it.
Flip them the bird without saying a word. These middle finger socks are a hilarious staple to add to your sock collection. These combed cotton socks are designed with middle fingers all around the entire sock, perfect for all occasions!
- One size fits most. Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13. Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5.
- Materials: 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
- Compliments guaranteed
Your pair, explained.
- Personality
- Naughty & Swear Words
- Humor
- Adult humor / strong language. Best for someone whose sense of humor you know.
- Material
- 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
- Size
- Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13; Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5
- Shipping
- US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+ after discounts; $4.99 below $50.
- Returns
- You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
Heads up: SockEm is humor for grown-ups. Our socks (and this site) are meant to be fun and a little cheeky — if that's not your cup of tea, no hard feelings, feel free to click away.
A gift with personality.
Make it your own.
Personality. No small talk required.
A tiny conversation starter. A very personal gift. A reason to retire those socks from college.
A few good questions.
How do I choose the right size?
Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.
What is this pair made from?
Check the product description for the maker’s fabric information. Need a specific fiber or fit feature? Ask us before ordering.
How should I care for these socks?
Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.
Can I give these as a gift?
Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.
When will my order arrive?
Delivery options and charges are calculated at checkout for your destination. Check our shipping and returns information before placing your order.
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Pink Middle Finger
$14.99