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Pour Decisions Socks For Men

UPC:
00875774172

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$4.99
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A red wine pour, and a very honest caption.

For the friend who opens a second bottle and calls it a great idea. A bottle tips into a wine glass on heathered denim blue, with POUR DECISIONS lettered in red below. Gift them for a birthday, a dinner-party host or the next wine-tasting weekend.

Denim blue, dinner ready.

Heathered denim blue with red details: dress up with chinos and loafers for dinner, or down with jeans on the couch.

Bottle meets glass.

A red wine bottle pours into a stemmed glass on heathered denim blue, with POUR DECISIONS in red letters underneath.

Three good reasons to open another bottle.

  • Punny and honest. POUR DECISIONS, right under the glass.
  • Dress-up blue. Heathered denim blue with wine-red details.
  • For the wine lover. Dinner hosts, vineyard fans and weekend sippers.

Cheers to Pour Decisions Socks! This sleek and stylish pair can be dressed up or down, whether you are at dinner or sitting on the couch sipping a nice glass of Pinot.

  • Sizing: Fits men's sizes 6.5-12
  • Materials: 60% cotton, 27% nylon, 10% polyester, 3% spandex
  • Compliments guaranteed

Your pair, explained.

Personality
Food Socks · Foodie
Humor
Lighthearted style. The product photo and description show the exact design.
Material
60% cotton, 27% nylon, 10% polyester, 3% spandex
Size
Fits men's sizes 6.5-12
Shipping
US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+ after discounts; $4.99 below $50.
Returns
You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
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A few good questions.

How do I choose the right size?

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What is this pair made from?

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How should I care for these socks?

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