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Pink Middle Finger
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Pretty in pink. Pointed in every direction.
For the friend who says the rudest things in the sweetest voice. Bubblegum pink makes it look like a party favor until you notice what every little hand is doing. Gift them for a birthday, a breakup or the end of a very long week.
Bubblegum with attitude.
All-over pink pairs with white sneakers, a denim jacket or a pastel sweater. Sweet from afar, very clear up close.
Salutes all over.
Tan cartoon hands flip the bird all over bubblegum pink, from the cuff down to the toe.
Three good reasons to think pink.
- Cute, then rude. Middle fingers everywhere, on the sweetest pink.
- All-over pink. Bubblegum from cuff to toe with tan hands.
- For sassy friends. Birthdays, breakups and any day that needs a salute.
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One size fits most. Fits women's shoe sizes 6-12. Fits men's shoe sizes 4.5-10.5.
- Materials: 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
- Compliments guaranteed
Your pair, explained.
- Personality
- Funny & Sarcastic · Naughty & Swear Words
- Humor
- Adult humor / strong language. Best for someone whose sense of humor you know.
- Material
- 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
- Size
- Fits women's shoe sizes 6-12; Fits men's shoe sizes 4.5-10.5
- Shipping
- US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+ after discounts; $4.99 below $50.
- Returns
- You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
Heads up: SockEm is humor for grown-ups. Our socks (and this site) are meant to be fun and a little cheeky — if that's not your cup of tea, no hard feelings, feel free to click away.
A gift with personality.
Make it your own.

Personality. No small talk required.
A tiny conversation starter. A very personal gift. A reason to retire those socks from college.
A few good questions.
How do I choose the right size?
Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.
What is this pair made from?
Check the product description for the maker’s fabric information. Need a specific fiber or fit feature? Ask us before ordering.
How should I care for these socks?
Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.
Can I give these as a gift?
Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.
When will my order arrive?
Delivery options and charges are calculated at checkout for your destination. Check our shipping and returns information before placing your order.
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