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Penny For Your Thoughts Funny Socks
$15.99
SockEm / The review
The floor is yours.
Your socks made a statement. Now it's your turn.
Penny For Your Thoughts Funny Socks
The fit. The feel. The reaction.
Give the next pair of feet the real story.
Small things.
Big personality.
Shipping & returns · Ask about sizing or gifting
Some thoughts are not worth a penny. These Sock Em' Sock Emporium funny crew socks for men and women say A PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS SEEMS PRICEY in white block letters on black, right under a big copper penny. The green sock also has small copper cent-sign coins scattered down the leg and foot, and a copper-tan ribbed cuff, heel and toe. The design is knitted in.
Who are they for? People with a dry sense of humor, sarcastic friends, coworkers and anyone who loves a clean joke. They make an easy birthday, white elephant or stocking-stuffer gift.
Quick answers
Is this a unisex sock? Yes. One size fits most. Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13. Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5. fits Men's shoe 7–13 / Women's 8.5–14.5.
What is in the pack? One pair of crew socks.
What is it made of? 80% combed cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex, as printed on our tag. Made in China.
Care: Hand wash only.
Sock Em' Sock Emporium is a novelty sock brand based in Denver, Colorado.
- FUNNY JOKE SOCKS: Funny socks for men and women tired of plain, boring socks. A Penny For Your Thoughts Seems Pricey is spelled out in white on black, so the sock does the talking.
- COPPER PENNY DESIGN: A big copper penny, cent-sign coins scattered over green, and a copper-tan cuff, heel and toe are all knitted into the sock.
- : Novelty crew socks for men and women, fits Men's shoe 7–13 / Women's 8.5–14.5. Stretchy ribbed cuff and crew height work with sneakers, boots or dress shoes.
- SARCASM YOU CAN WEAR: Mens socks and womens socks with a joke that lands at work, brunch or the group chat. One pair of unisex funny novelty crew socks, a gift that gets worn.
- SARCASTIC GIFT IDEAS: Funny gifts that get worn, not shelved. A birthday, coworker, white elephant or stocking stuffer for a friend with strong opinions and a sense of humor.
Your pair, explained.
- Personality
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- Humor
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- Material
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- Size
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- Shipping
- US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+, counted before any discount code; $4.99 below $50.
- Returns
- You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
Heads up: SockEm is humor for grown-ups. Our socks (and this site) are meant to be fun and a little cheeky — if that's not your cup of tea, no hard feelings, feel free to click away.
A gift with personality.
Make it your own.
Personality. No small talk required.
A tiny conversation starter. A very personal gift. A reason to retire those socks from college.
A few good questions.
How do I choose the right size?
Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.
What is this pair made from?
Check the product description for the maker’s fabric information. Need a specific fiber or fit feature? Ask us before ordering.
How should I care for these socks?
Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.
Can I give these as a gift?
Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.
When will my order arrive?
Delivery options and charges are calculated at checkout for your destination. Check our shipping and returns information before placing your order.
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