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Neon Avocado Socks for Women, Funny Guacamole Pun Crew Socks

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Description

Holy fuckamole. These women's crew socks are covered in neon-lime avocado halves with pink-brown pits and green leaves on a black background, with yellow-green HOLY FUCKAMOLE lettering on the leg. The cuff, heel and toe are black, and Groovy Things is printed on the sole.

Who are they for? Guac addicts, brunch crews and friends who swear like sailors. They make a bold birthday, bachelorette or Secret Santa gift. Yes, the design contains a swear word.

Quick answers
What size are they? Women's crew, one size fits most.
What are they made of? 60% combed cotton, 26% polyester, 11% nylon, 3% spandex, as printed on the Groovy Things tag.
How do I wash them? Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium, do not bleach, per the tag.

Sock Em' Sock Emporium is a Denver novelty sock shop with 6 stores in Colorado and Texas.

  • HOLY FUCKAMOLE SOCKS: Women's swear word socks with neon-lime avocado halves and a guac pun that says exactly what you are thinking. Black crew socks with serious attitude.
  • AVOCADO DESIGN DETAILS: Lime avocado halves with pink-brown pits and green leaves cover a black sock, with yellow-green HOLY FUCKAMOLE lettering on the leg. Groovy Things is printed on the sole.
  • ONE SIZE FITS MOST: Women's crew socks. Crew height works with sneakers, boots and flats.
  • FOR GUAC LOVERS: Perfect for taco night, avocado toast addicts, brunch crews and anyone whose love language is extra guac.
  • FUNNY GIFT WITH ATTITUDE: A gift for friends with a dirty mouth and a soft spot for avocados. Great for birthdays, bachelorette trips and Secret Santa. Contains profanity.
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US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+, counted before any discount code; $4.99 below $50.
Returns
You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
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