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My Spirit Animal

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A sleepy sloth who gets your whole weekend plan.

For the friend who treats naps as a hobby and weekends as a sport best played horizontally. Gift it to the slow-morning lover, the chronic snoozer or the coworker who is always out of office in spirit.

Slow living, earth tones.

Sand beige with a rust cuff and a burnt-orange heel pairs with corduroy, flannel and any plans that can wait.

Out on a limb, fast asleep.

A brown sloth dozes on a branch under the arched words MY SPIRIT ANIMAL, with big orange Z's drifting down the foot.

Three good reasons to slow way down.

  • Relatable wildlife. MY SPIRIT ANIMAL, above one very relaxed sloth.
  • Easygoing earth tones. Sand beige with rust and burnt-orange trim.
  • For the nap champion. Sloth lovers, homebodies and slow-morning people.

  • Sizing: Unisex socks (for both men and women)
  • Fits men's shoe sizes 7-12 Fits women's shoe sizes 9-13
  •  Materials: 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
  • Compliments guaranteed

Your pair, explained.

Personality
Funny & Sarcastic
Humor
Playful, cheeky humor. Check the product wording and photo for the exact joke.
Material
80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
Size
Fits men's shoe sizes 7-12; Fits women's shoe sizes 9-13
Shipping
US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+ after discounts; $4.99 below $50.
Returns
You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
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Heads up: SockEm is humor for grown-ups. Our socks (and this site) are meant to be fun and a little cheeky — if that's not your cup of tea, no hard feelings, feel free to click away.

A few good questions.

How do I choose the right size?

Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.

What is this pair made from?

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How should I care for these socks?

Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.

Can I give these as a gift?

Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.

When will my order arrive?

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