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Let's Keep Dumb Fuckery to a Minimum Socks For Women
$15.99
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Let's Keep Dumb Fuckery to a Minimum Socks For Women
The fit. The feel. The reaction.
Give the next pair of feet the real story.
Small things.
Big personality.
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Today's goal: fewer dumb things, more daisies.
For the coworker, the mom and the friend who ran out of patience by 9 a.m. Sweet pink daisies and a calm yellow message with two very rude words. Give them to the one who keeps the group chat in line.
Plum, purple and pink.
Deep purple with a plum cuff, heel and toe goes with jeans, black leggings and a big mug of coffee.
Polite on purpose.
Yellow script says Let's keep the and to a minimum today, with DUMB FUCKERY in bold white capitals, among pink daisies and curly vines on purple.
Three good reasons to keep it calm.
- A kind message. A calm, friendly tone with a very rude middle.
- Pretty flowers. Pink daisies and vines cover the purple sock.
- The Monday gift. For anyone who has had enough by 9 a.m.
Women's socks for the one who dresses with a grin. Funny socks are the quickest way to look interesting. Putting together funny white elephant presents or Secret Santa gift suggestions? Add this pair to the pile.
- One size fits most. Fits women's shoe sizes 6-12. Fits men's shoe sizes 4.5-10.5.
- Materials: 80% combed cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
Your pair, explained.
- Personality
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- Humor
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- Material
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- Shipping
- US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+, counted before any discount code; $4.99 below $50.
- Returns
- You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
Heads up: SockEm is humor for grown-ups. Our socks (and this site) are meant to be fun and a little cheeky — if that's not your cup of tea, no hard feelings, feel free to click away.
A gift with personality.
Make it your own.
Personality. No small talk required.
A tiny conversation starter. A very personal gift. A reason to retire those socks from college.
A few good questions.
How do I choose the right size?
Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.
What is this pair made from?
Check the product description for the maker’s fabric information. Need a specific fiber or fit feature? Ask us before ordering.
How should I care for these socks?
Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.
Can I give these as a gift?
Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.
When will my order arrive?
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