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I'm Out Of Fucks So Here's A Rat's Ass Socks
$14.99
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I'm Out Of Fucks So Here's A Rat's Ass Socks
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Out of patience? Here's a rat's ass instead.
For the coworker who hits their limit before Monday lunch, or the friend who says exactly what everyone else is thinking. The butter yellow makes it look sweet. The words make it very clear it is not.
The sunny side of rude.
Butter yellow with a sunflower cuff: pair with denim or grey trousers and let the mouse turn its back on the room.
Say cheese.
A grey cartoon mouse turns its back on the world while yellow cheese wedges scatter across the foot.
Three good reasons to give a rat's ass.
- It says it for you. Two lines of honesty, knitted in capitals down the leg.
- Brighter than your mood. Pale butter yellow with sunflower cuff, heel and toe.
- A gift with a wink. For the friend who ran out of the other thing years ago.
These bright yellow soft cotton blend I'm Out Of Fucks So Here's A Rat's Ass Socks express how you really feel. When it comes to naughty socks, we've got you covered. Add this hilarious pair of socks to your collection today.
- One size fits most. Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13. Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5.
- Materials: 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
- Compliments guaranteed
Your pair, explained.
- Personality
- Naughty & Swear Words
- Humor
- Adult humor / strong language. Best for someone whose sense of humor you know.
- Material
- 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
- Size
- Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13; Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5
- Shipping
- US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+ after discounts; $4.99 below $50.
- Returns
- You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
Heads up: SockEm is humor for grown-ups. Our socks (and this site) are meant to be fun and a little cheeky — if that's not your cup of tea, no hard feelings, feel free to click away.
A gift with personality.
Make it your own.
Personality. No small talk required.
A tiny conversation starter. A very personal gift. A reason to retire those socks from college.
A few good questions.
How do I choose the right size?
Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.
What is this pair made from?
Check the product description for the maker’s fabric information. Need a specific fiber or fit feature? Ask us before ordering.
How should I care for these socks?
Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.
Can I give these as a gift?
Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.
When will my order arrive?
Delivery options and charges are calculated at checkout for your destination. Check our shipping and returns information before placing your order.
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