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If My Dog Doesn't Like You, I Don't Like You Socks
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If My Dog Doesn't Like You, I Don't Like You Socks
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You've been warned. These funny dog socks feature the words "if my dog doesn't like you, I don't like you", stripes, and a super soft and stretchy cotton blend for ultimate comfort. Whether you're shopping for the best sock gifts for your dog obsessed friends, funny dog socks are kind of your thing, you've never heard more true words ever spoken (let alone written on a sock), socks with funny sayings on them make you happy (us too), you like dogs more than you like people (hey, we're not here to judge), or you actually need to warn people that your dog, Admiral Barkley, runs the show, then you've come to the right funny sock store. When it comes to having the best dog socks, rude socks, random socks, and too-true socks that you can't live without- we've got you covered.
- Unisex socks (for both men and women)
- Fits men's shoe sizes 6-11
- Fits women's shoe sizes 7.5-12
- 70% cotton, 28% polyester, 2% elastic
- Compliments guaranteed
Your pair, explained.
- Personality
- Funny & Sarcastic · Dog Socks · Dog Person
- Humor
- Playful, cheeky humor. Check the product wording and photo for the exact joke.
- Material
- Cotton, Polyester
- Size
- Fits men's shoe sizes 6-11; Fits women's shoe sizes 7.5-12
- Shipping
- US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+ after discounts; $4.99 below $50.
- Returns
- You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
A gift with personality.
Make it your own.
Personality. No small talk required.
A tiny conversation starter. A very personal gift. A reason to retire those socks from college.
A few good questions.
How do I choose the right size?
Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.
What is this pair made from?
Check the product description for the maker’s fabric information. Need a specific fiber or fit feature? Ask us before ordering.
How should I care for these socks?
Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.
Can I give these as a gift?
Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.
When will my order arrive?
Delivery options and charges are calculated at checkout for your destination. Check our shipping and returns information before placing your order.
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