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I Love My Asshole Kids

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Parenting, summed up in one loving insult.

For the mom or dad who survived bedtime, the school run and three snack negotiations before breakfast. It is love, honestly worded, with a little heart right up top. A Mother's Day or Father's Day gift they will laugh at, then hide from the family.

Off-duty parent uniform.

Tan with black trim goes with jeans, sneakers and the fifth coffee of the day. The doodles make it look innocent from afar.

Doodles and a confession.

Black doodles of a star, a flower, a heart and a paper boat surround the handwritten love note on tan.

Three good reasons to love them anyway.

Honest affection. I ♥ my ASSHOLE KIDS, plus a little footnote on the foot.
Neutral enough to wear. Tan base with a black cuff, heel and toe.
For tired parents. A laugh for Mother's Day, Father's Day or a rough week.

A mother's favorite time of day is when her kids are sleeping. Yes, kids are assholes, but we still love them! These I Love My Asshole Kids Socks are the perfect gift for mom, whether it's for something special or just a gesture to make her laugh. Designed for comfort with breathable cotton and compression, these socks can be worn all day with ease.

One size fits most. Fits women's shoe sizes 6-12. Fits men's shoe sizes 4.5-10.5.
Materials: 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
Compliments guaranteed

Your pair, explained.

Personality: Naughty & Swear Words
Humor: Adult humor / strong language. Best for someone whose sense of humor you know.
Material: 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
Size: Fits women's shoe sizes 6-12; Fits men's shoe sizes 4.5-10.5
Shipping: US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+ after discounts; $4.99 below $50.
Returns: You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.

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Heads up: SockEm is humor for grown-ups. Our socks (and this site) are meant to be fun and a little cheeky — if that's not your cup of tea, no hard feelings, feel free to click away.

A few good questions.

How do I choose the right size?

Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.

What is this pair made from?

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How should I care for these socks?

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