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I Came I Saw Anxiety Socks

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Caesar conquered. You went home early.

For the introvert, the early leaver and anyone who has stood by the door at a party. Four short lines in white capital letters tell the whole night on a sky-blue sock. Give them to the friend who texts 'on my way' and means 'already home'.

Sky blue and sporty.

A sky-blue sock with white cuff stripes looks fresh with sneakers, jeans and a hoodie.

A four-line story.

I CAME, I SAW, I GOT ANXIETY and I LEFT are printed in white capitals down the leg of a sky-blue sock with two white cuff stripes.

Three good reasons to leave early.

  • The whole night in four lines. Short, true and easy to read.
  • Sporty stripes. Two white stripes on the cuff, on sky blue.
  • For homebodies. A kind joke for the friend who loves leaving early.

Men's socks or women's socks, the punchline travels well. Novelty socks are the easiest way to add a laugh to a plain outfit. Shopping for stocking stuffers for men? Start here. Joining a white elephant gift exchange this year? Bring this pair.

  • One size fits most. Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13. Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5.
  • Materials: 80% combed cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex

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Shipping
US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+, counted before any discount code; $4.99 below $50.
Returns
You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
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A few good questions.

How do I choose the right size?

Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.

What is this pair made from?

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How should I care for these socks?

Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.

Can I give these as a gift?

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When will my order arrive?

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