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Gnome and Mushroom
$14.99
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Gnome and Mushroom
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A tiny gnome, a very large mushroom.
For the gardener with a cheeky sense of humor and the friend who spots innuendo everywhere. A little garden gnome stands proudly beside a towering red-spotted mushroom, and the rest is up to your imagination. Gift them for a housewarming, a birthday or a garden-club swap with a straight face.
Denim blue, garden red.
Denim blue with a red cuff, heel and toe pairs with jeans, clogs or garden boots. The gnome approves.
Something growing in the garden.
A red-spotted mushroom towers over a tiny gnome on a mound of earth with green grass, on denim blue.
Three good reasons to tend the garden.
- Suggestive horticulture. A giant mushroom, a tiny gnome, and a knowing grin.
- Blue with red trim. Denim blue base with a bright red cuff, heel and toe.
- For cheeky gardeners. Housewarmings, birthdays and plant-swap parties.
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One size fits most. Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13. Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5.
- Materials: 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
- Compliments guaranteed
Your pair, explained.
- Personality
- Funny & Sarcastic · Naughty & Swear Words · Plants & Flowers
- Humor
- Adult humor / strong language. Best for someone whose sense of humor you know.
- Material
- 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
- Size
- Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13; Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5
- Shipping
- US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+ after discounts; $4.99 below $50.
- Returns
- You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
Heads up: SockEm is humor for grown-ups. Our socks (and this site) are meant to be fun and a little cheeky — if that's not your cup of tea, no hard feelings, feel free to click away.
Make it your own.
Personality. No small talk required.
A tiny conversation starter. A very personal gift. A reason to retire those socks from college.
A few good questions.
How do I choose the right size?
Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.
What is this pair made from?
Check the product description for the maker’s fabric information. Need a specific fiber or fit feature? Ask us before ordering.
How should I care for these socks?
Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.
Can I give these as a gift?
Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.
When will my order arrive?
Delivery options and charges are calculated at checkout for your destination. Check our shipping and returns information before placing your order.