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Don't Be A Dick Socks For Women
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Don't Be A Dick Socks For Women
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Butterflies, ice cream and one firm rule.
For the friend with a sweet smile and zero tolerance for nonsense, and anyone who has had to say it out loud at least once. Pastel doodles make it look like a summer sticker sheet until someone reads the four words on the leg.
Sweet doodles, firm boundaries.
Navy with a light-blue striped cuff, heel and toe goes with denim shorts, white sneakers or a sundress with a secret.
Doodles with a message.
DON'T BE A DICK sits in white on navy among pink butterflies, little flowers, stars and a tiny ice cream cone.
Three good reasons to set the ground rules.
- The golden rule, updated. Don't be a dick, in plain white letters.
- Pretty on purpose. Navy with pastel doodles and light-blue stripes.
- For honest friends. The one who says what the group chat is thinking.
- Fits women's shoe sizes 7.5-12
- 70% cotton, 28% polyester, 2% elastic
- Instagram-worthy
- Compliments guaranteed
Your pair, explained.
- Personality
- Funny & Sarcastic · Naughty & Swear Words
- Humor
- Adult humor / strong language. Best for someone whose sense of humor you know.
- Material
- Cotton, Polyester
- Size
- Fits women's shoe sizes 7.5-12
- Shipping
- US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+ after discounts; $4.99 below $50.
- Returns
- You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
Heads up: SockEm is humor for grown-ups. Our socks (and this site) are meant to be fun and a little cheeky — if that's not your cup of tea, no hard feelings, feel free to click away.
Make it your own.
Personality. No small talk required.
A tiny conversation starter. A very personal gift. A reason to retire those socks from college.
A few good questions.
How do I choose the right size?
Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.
What is this pair made from?
Check the product description for the maker’s fabric information. Need a specific fiber or fit feature? Ask us before ordering.
How should I care for these socks?
Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.
Can I give these as a gift?
Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.
When will my order arrive?
Delivery options and charges are calculated at checkout for your destination. Check our shipping and returns information before placing your order.