Hold My Nuts Squirrel Socks
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Deez Nuts
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Deez Nuts
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A nutcracker with one classic line.
For the friend who never grew out of the oldest prank in the book, and the holiday party host who loves a double meaning. A crowned nutcracker with a big mustache grins over the punchline in bold yellow. Slip them into a stocking or a white-elephant swap and watch them win.
Red and royal for the holidays.
Red with royal blue trim goes with an ugly holiday sweater, dark jeans or plaid pajama pants by the fire.
Cracking up.
A nutcracker in a gold crown and mustache grins above DEEZ NUTS in yellow on bright red.
Three good reasons to crack the joke.
- The oldest punchline. DEEZ NUTS in bold yellow, courtesy of a nutcracker.
- Holiday colors. Bright red with a royal blue cuff, heel and toe.
- Swap-party gold. White-elephant swaps, stockings and office parties.
- Sizing: Unisex socks (for both men and women)
- Fits men's shoe sizes 7-12 Fits women's shoe sizes 9-13
- Materials: 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
- Compliments guaranteed
Your pair, explained.
- Personality
- Funny & Sarcastic · Naughty & Swear Words
- Humor
- Adult humor / strong language. Best for someone whose sense of humor you know.
- Material
- 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
- Size
- Fits men's shoe sizes 7-12; Fits women's shoe sizes 9-13
- Shipping
- US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+ after discounts; $4.99 below $50.
- Returns
- You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
A gift with personality.
Make it your own.
Personality. No small talk required.
A tiny conversation starter. A very personal gift. A reason to retire those socks from college.
A few good questions.
How do I choose the right size?
Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.
What is this pair made from?
Check the product description for the maker’s fabric information. Need a specific fiber or fit feature? Ask us before ordering.
How should I care for these socks?
Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.
Can I give these as a gift?
Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.
When will my order arrive?
Delivery options and charges are calculated at checkout for your destination. Check our shipping and returns information before placing your order.
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Hold My Nuts Squirrel Socks
$14.99