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Cat Judge
Shipping & returns · Ask about sizing or gifting
Court is in session. The cat presides.
For the cat person whose most important opinion belongs to someone with whiskers. A ginger cat in a judge's robe hands down the verdict while a gavel waits on the foot. Gift them to anyone who has been stared at, silently, from across the room.
Sky blue, mustard trim.
Sky blue and mustard gold look sharp with navy chinos, brown boots or a weekend cardigan.
Order in the court.
A ginger cat in a black robe and white collar sits on sky blue, with a white gavel on the foot.
Three good reasons to accept the verdict.
- The only opinion that counts. ONLY MY CAT CAN JUDGE ME, and it has.
- Color that works. Sky blue with a mustard gold cuff, heel and toe.
- For the judged. Any friend who lives under the rule of a ginger boss.
- One size fits most. Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13. Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5.
- Materials: 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
- Compliments guaranteed
Your pair, explained.
- Personality
- Funny & Sarcastic · Cat Socks · Cat Person
- Humor
- Playful, cheeky humor. Check the product wording and photo for the exact joke.
- Material
- 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
- Size
- Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13; Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5
- Shipping
- US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+ after discounts; $4.99 below $50.
- Returns
- You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
Heads up: SockEm is humor for grown-ups. Our socks (and this site) are meant to be fun and a little cheeky — if that's not your cup of tea, no hard feelings, feel free to click away.
A gift with personality.
Make it your own.

Personality. No small talk required.
A tiny conversation starter. A very personal gift. A reason to retire those socks from college.
A few good questions.
How do I choose the right size?
Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.
What is this pair made from?
Check the product description for the maker’s fabric information. Need a specific fiber or fit feature? Ask us before ordering.
How should I care for these socks?
Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.
Can I give these as a gift?
Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.
When will my order arrive?
Delivery options and charges are calculated at checkout for your destination. Check our shipping and returns information before placing your order.
Better together. Just like your favorite people.
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