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0 Days Without a Sarcastic Remark Socks
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0 Days Without a Sarcastic Remark Socks
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Zero days without sarcasm. A personal record.
For the office wit, the eye-roll champion and anyone who has never once held it in. A white box holds a big 0 above the words DAYS WITHOUT A SARCASTIC REMARK, and a proud finish runs down the foot. Give them to the coworker who is already thinking of a comeback.
Black and white.
Black with white print goes with work pants, jeans and sneakers. The joke is easy to read.
The scoreboard.
A big white 0 in a box sits above DAYS WITHOUT A SARCASTIC REMARK, and THAT'S A PERSONAL RECORD runs down the foot, on black.
Three good reasons to keep the streak.
- A record to be proud of. THAT'S A PERSONAL RECORD, printed right on the foot.
- Easy to match. White print on black goes with almost everything.
- An office-party gift. For coworkers, bosses and the friend with the loudest eye roll.
Wear them as men's socks or as women's socks; the joke works either way. Cool socks like these make a plain outfit a little more interesting. Hunting for great white elephant presents or stocking stuffers for guys? This pair is a safe bet.
- One size fits most. Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13. Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5.
- Materials: 80% combed cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
Your pair, explained.
- Personality
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- Humor
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- Material
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- Size
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- Shipping
- US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+, counted before any discount code; $4.99 below $50.
- Returns
- You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
Heads up: SockEm is humor for grown-ups. Our socks (and this site) are meant to be fun and a little cheeky — if that's not your cup of tea, no hard feelings, feel free to click away.
Make it your own.
Personality. No small talk required.
A tiny conversation starter. A very personal gift. A reason to retire those socks from college.
A few good questions.
How do I choose the right size?
Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.
What is this pair made from?
Check the product description for the maker’s fabric information. Need a specific fiber or fit feature? Ask us before ordering.
How should I care for these socks?
Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.
Can I give these as a gift?
Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.
When will my order arrive?
Delivery options and charges are calculated at checkout for your destination. Check our shipping and returns information before placing your order.