Shit Happens Socks For Men

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Shit Happens Socks For Men

UPC:
03094309273

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$15.99
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Width:
3.50 (in)
Height:
10.50 (in)
Depth:
1.00 (in)
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Description

A cheerful poop waves hello. Shit happens.

For the friend who shrugs off a bad day with a grin, and the coworker whose motto is roll with it. Gift them for a birthday, a rough week or a retirement party, and let the smiling emoji keep things in perspective.

Oatmeal, with a surprise.

Oatmeal heather with a grey heel and toe goes with khakis, jeans and boots, so the poop only appears when you cross your legs.

HEY from the emoji.

A smiling brown poop emoji waves and says HEY in a speech bubble, above HAPPENS in orange on oatmeal heather.

Three good reasons to roll with the day.

  • Life's motto. A waving emoji and HAPPENS in bright orange.
  • Oatmeal and grey. Neutral heather with a grey heel and toe.
  • For the unflappable. Rough weeks, retirements and birthday laughs.

Men's socks with a sense of humor. Cool male socks make a plain work outfit worth a second look. Shopping for silly white elephant gifts or gag gifts? Start here.

Well it's true. Sometimes, sh*t does happen. These shit happens poop socks for men are not only accurate, they're pretty funny (or at least we think so here at Sock Em'). No matter what comes your way, with these fun socks for men in your rotation, you'll at least know that your sock game is on point, if nothing else.

  • Size: fits men's shoe sizes 6.5-12
  • Materials: 52% pima cotton, 40% nylon, 6% polyester, 2% spandex
  • Compliments guaranteed
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Your pair, explained.

Personality
Funny & Sarcastic · Naughty & Swear Words
Humor
Adult humor / strong language. Best for someone whose sense of humor you know.
Material
52% pima cotton, 40% nylon, 6% polyester, 2% spandex
Size
fits men's shoe sizes 6.5-12
Shipping
US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+, counted before any discount code; $4.99 below $50.
Returns
You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
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Heads up: SockEm is humor for grown-ups. Our socks (and this site) are meant to be fun and a little cheeky — if that's not your cup of tea, no hard feelings, feel free to click away.

A few good questions.

How do I choose the right size?

Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.

What is this pair made from?

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How should I care for these socks?

Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.

Can I give these as a gift?

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