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White dots and THE SARCASM IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE.
White dots scatter like stars across black while THE SARCASM IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE reads in white, with SARCASM picked out in yellow. For the office deadpan who delivers every line completely straight-faced.
Black tie, sharp tongue.
Black with yellow accents dresses up under slacks for the office or a night out.
Sarcasm, highlighted.
White dots surround THE SARCASM IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE, with SARCASM lit up in yellow.
Three good reasons to own the sass.
- One word in yellow. SARCASM picked out from the rest of the line.
- Starry black background. White dots scattered across the whole sock.
- For the deadpan delivery. Whoever's sarcasm never cracks a smile.
Sarcasm Is Strong with This One Socks. One size fits most.
Your pair, explained.
- Personality
- Please check the product description or contact us to confirm this detail.
- Humor
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- Material
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- Size
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- Shipping
- US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+ after discounts; $4.99 below $50.
- Returns
- You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
Heads up: SockEm is humor for grown-ups. Our socks (and this site) are meant to be fun and a little cheeky — if that's not your cup of tea, no hard feelings, feel free to click away.
A gift with personality.
Make it your own.

Personality. No small talk required.
A tiny conversation starter. A very personal gift. A reason to retire those socks from college.
A few good questions.
How do I choose the right size?
Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.
What is this pair made from?
Check the product description for the maker’s fabric information. Need a specific fiber or fit feature? Ask us before ordering.
How should I care for these socks?
Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.
Can I give these as a gift?
Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.
When will my order arrive?
Delivery options and charges are calculated at checkout for your destination. Check our shipping and returns information before placing your order.
Better together. Just like your favorite people.
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