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Sock Em' Sock Emporium

Sock Em' Sock Emporium
1740 Federal Blvd.
Denver, CO 80204

(720)379-6769

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Shipping & Tracking

Your shipping confirmation email contains tracking information. You can also check your orders in your account. Available delivery options and the final shipping charge appear at checkout.

Need an update? Contact our team with your order number.

Happy Feet Guaranteed

Something not right with your socks? Tell our team what happened so we can help. Please include your order number and a description of the issue.

Returns, exchanges and product issues are handled under our existing return policy; this does not change its eligibility or refund terms.

Size Guide

Use the shoe-size range on each product page. Women's, men's, unisex and kids' sizing varies by brand. Choose from the product's available options; age and photos are browsing guides, not measurements.

FAQs

How do I choose the right pair?

Start with the recipient's shoe size, then choose their favorite interest or sense of humor. Check the product's size and material before adding it to your bag.

How should I wash my socks?

Follow the maker's care label. When a product has specific care directions, they appear in its description.

Where is my order?

Your shipping confirmation email contains tracking. You can also check your orders in your account.

Can I give a gift card?

Shop gift certificates so they can choose their own pair.

How do returns work?

Return unworn socks with original tags within 30 days of purchase. Your product refund is issued after we receive and confirm the return. Full instructions appear below.

About SockEm

A personality store disguised as a sock store. We bring together funny, licensed, sports and everyday socks for your kind of weird and the people you love.

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For current rewards offers and how to join, contact our team. Rewards availability and terms are confirmed by SockEm.

Returns & Exchanges

Getting your socks to you

SockEm ships to United States addresses. Orders of $50 or more after discounts qualify for free standard U.S. shipping. Standard shipping below $50 is $4.99; expedited shipping costs extra. Please allow 1 business day to process, then 3–5 business days in transit; you’ll receive tracking information by email when your order ships. Available delivery options and the final shipping charge appear at checkout.

Our 30-day return policy

You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.

1. Contact us

Email customerservice@sockemstore.com with your order number, the name used for the order and the items you are returning. We will help with return instructions and a prepaid USPS return label. If your order arrived damaged or incorrect, tell us what happened so we can make it right.

2. Pack and send your return

Pack the socks securely with their original tags. Include your order number and contact details inside the parcel. Send your return to: SockEm RMA, 1740 Federal Blvd, Denver, CO 80204. Keep your tracking receipt until your refund is complete.

3. Receive your refund

Once we receive your return and confirm eligibility, we will issue your product refund. A return request alone does not trigger a refund; the items must be sent back and received by SockEm. Your payment provider determines when the refund appears on your statement. Contact us with your return tracking number if you need an update.

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