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Legendairy Cow
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Not just a cow. A legendairy one.
For the farm-stand regular, the milkshake devotee and the friend who never misses a chance to make a pun. A grinning cow with a pink nose stands over the big black letters, with spots all the way down. Gift them to anyone who takes cheese, cows or wordplay very seriously.
Cow print, done right.
Black and white spots with a peach heel pair with blue jeans, overalls or black joggers.
Spots and a big grin.
A smiling cow face with a pink nose peeks over LEGEN DAIRY, with black cow spots down to the peach toe.
Three good reasons to milk the pun.
- A pun with hooves. LEGEN DAIRY in heavy black letters under a grinning cow.
- Classic cow print. White with black spots and a peach heel and toe.
- For farm fans. Dairy lovers, county-fair regulars and every punster you know.
- Sizing: Unisex socks (for both men and women)
- Fits men's shoe sizes 7-12 Fits women's shoe sizes 9-13
- Materials: 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
- Compliments guaranteed
Your pair, explained.
- Personality
- Funny & Sarcastic · Farm Animals
- Humor
- Playful, cheeky humor. Check the product wording and photo for the exact joke.
- Material
- 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
- Size
- Fits men's shoe sizes 7-12; Fits women's shoe sizes 9-13
- Shipping
- US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+ after discounts; $4.99 below $50.
- Returns
- You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
A gift with personality.
Make it your own.

Personality. No small talk required.
A tiny conversation starter. A very personal gift. A reason to retire those socks from college.
A few good questions.
How do I choose the right size?
Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.
What is this pair made from?
Check the product description for the maker’s fabric information. Need a specific fiber or fit feature? Ask us before ordering.
How should I care for these socks?
Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.
Can I give these as a gift?
Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.
When will my order arrive?
Delivery options and charges are calculated at checkout for your destination. Check our shipping and returns information before placing your order.
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