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King Of The Dad Jokes Socks For Men
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The crown goes to the man with the worst puns.
For the dad who answers 'I'm hungry' with 'Hi hungry, I'm Dad' and still thinks it is new. Black and yellow with a crown on the leg makes his reign official, and the foot says what the family is thinking. Hand them over on Father's Day and get ready for a speech.
Royal colors: black and yellow.
Black with bold yellow pairs with khakis, a grill apron or the recliner. The crown shows best with shorts.
Long live the pun.
A yellow crown tops the title on black, while HA! HA!, PLEASE STOP and NO REALLY stripe the foot.
Three good reasons to crown your dad.
- Titles matter. KING OF THE DAD JOKES, crown included.
- Bold and easy. Black base with yellow type that pops with shorts or jeans.
- The family's reply. HA! HA! PLEASE STOP. NO REALLY. Right on the foot.
- Sizing: Fits men's shoe sizes 7-12
- Materials: 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
- Compliments guaranteed
Your pair, explained.
- Personality
- Funny & Sarcastic
- Humor
- Playful, cheeky humor. Check the product wording and photo for the exact joke.
- Material
- 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
- Size
- Fits men's shoe sizes 7-12
- Shipping
- US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+ after discounts; $4.99 below $50.
- Returns
- You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
A gift with personality.
Make it your own.

Personality. No small talk required.
A tiny conversation starter. A very personal gift. A reason to retire those socks from college.
A few good questions.
How do I choose the right size?
Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.
What is this pair made from?
Check the product description for the maker’s fabric information. Need a specific fiber or fit feature? Ask us before ordering.
How should I care for these socks?
Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.
Can I give these as a gift?
Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.
When will my order arrive?
Delivery options and charges are calculated at checkout for your destination. Check our shipping and returns information before placing your order.
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