Corgi Butt Socks For Women
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Guess What? Chicken Butt Socks
$14.99
SockEm / The review
The floor is yours.
Your socks made a statement. Now it's your turn.
Guess What? Chicken Butt Socks
The fit. The feel. The reaction.
Give the next pair of feet the real story.
Small things.
Big personality.
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Guess what? You already know what.
The oldest playground joke in the book, now on your feet. For dads, grandpas and every dinner-table comedian who still sets up this one just to land the punchline. Gift them and brace for a week of reruns.
Punchline at ankle height.
Black with golden-yellow cuffs works with jeans and sneakers, so the chicken makes its entrance every time you sit down.
Bottoms up.
A white chicken bends over to show off its feathered rear, with a second chicken butt waiting on the foot.
Three good reasons to ask “guess what?”
- A classic, revived. GUESS WHAT?!? on the leg. The answer is right below it.
- Farmyard humor. A white chicken on black with golden-yellow trim.
- Built for dad jokes. For whoever still tells this joke at every family dinner.
If you are shopping for animal socks, this pair fits the brief. Men's socks or women's socks, the punchline travels well. Whether you want white elephant gift exchange ideas or Christmas stocking stuffers for women, this pair delivers.
Everyone's favorite joke turned into a pair of socks! Keep people laughing with our Guess What Chicken Butt Socks. These are also the perfect gift for that person in your life with a great sense of humor. Sock Em' has the largest collection of hilarious socks that you absolutely have to have!
- One size fits most. Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13. Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5.
- Materials: 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
- Compliments guaranteed
Your pair, explained.
- Personality
- Funny & Sarcastic · Farm Animals
- Humor
- Playful, cheeky humor. Check the product wording and photo for the exact joke.
- Material
- 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
- Size
- Fits men's shoe sizes 7-13; Fits women's shoe sizes 8.5-14.5
- Shipping
- US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+, counted before any discount code; $4.99 below $50.
- Returns
- You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
Heads up: SockEm is humor for grown-ups. Our socks (and this site) are meant to be fun and a little cheeky — if that's not your cup of tea, no hard feelings, feel free to click away.
A gift with personality.
Make it your own.
Personality. No small talk required.
A tiny conversation starter. A very personal gift. A reason to retire those socks from college.
A few good questions.
How do I choose the right size?
Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.
What is this pair made from?
Check the product description for the maker’s fabric information. Need a specific fiber or fit feature? Ask us before ordering.
How should I care for these socks?
Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.
Can I give these as a gift?
Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.
When will my order arrive?
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