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Chalkboard math, solved at ankle level.
For the math teacher, the engineer and the accountant who checks the dinner bill twice. White chalkboard equations cover black, from E=mc² to the quadratic formula, with a sharp red cuff. Gift them for Pi Day, a graduation or a promotion to someone who always shows their work.
Black, red and fully calculated.
Black with a red cuff is dress-sock sharp under grey trousers, and smart with chinos and loafers on test day.
Show your work.
White chalk-style equations, graphs and a cube cover black, with a red cuff, heel and toe.
Three good reasons to do the math.
- Formulas on file. E=mc², the quadratic formula and a little geometry.
- Dress-sock ready. Black base with a red cuff, heel and toe.
- For numbers people. Teachers, engineers, accountants and grad students.
How's your math? These sharp-as-a-tack good at math socks for men feature Einstein's theory of relativity, the quadratic equation, and are made with a super soft cotton blend, so you can spend less time on your quest for the best men's dress socks out there, and more time crunching numbers. Whether you're a math teacher or professor, math comes naturally to you, you know that 2+2=4, you work in accounting, you were a whiz kid growing up, you just like fun socks for men in general, or you don't actually like math but you think that these socks with numbers on them will make you look smart around the office (you'd be right about that), then you've come to the right novelty sock store.
- Size: fits men's shoe sizes 7-12.5
- Materials: 70% cotton, 27% nylon, 3% spandex
- Compliments guaranteed
- Calculator not included
Your pair, explained.
- Personality
- Geeky & Curious
- Humor
- Lighthearted style. The product photo and description show the exact design.
- Material
- 70% cotton, 27% nylon, 3% spandex
- Size
- fits men's shoe sizes 7-12.5
- Shipping
- US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+ after discounts; $4.99 below $50.
- Returns
- You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
A gift with personality.
Make it your own.

Personality. No small talk required.
A tiny conversation starter. A very personal gift. A reason to retire those socks from college.
A few good questions.
How do I choose the right size?
Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.
What is this pair made from?
Check the product description for the maker’s fabric information. Need a specific fiber or fit feature? Ask us before ordering.
How should I care for these socks?
Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.
Can I give these as a gift?
Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.
When will my order arrive?
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