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Cool Beans Socks for Women, Beans in Sunglasses Crew Socks
$15.99
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Cool Beans Socks for Women, Beans in Sunglasses Crew Socks
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Small things.
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Cool beans, indeed. These women's crew socks are covered in smiling brown beans wearing black sunglasses on a cream background, with blue COOL BEANS lettering on the leg. The cuff, heel and toe are dark brown, and Socksmith is printed on the sole.
Who are they for? Food-pun fans, chili cook-off champions and anyone who actually says "cool beans." They make a quick, funny gift that does not need wrapping paper.
Quick answers
What size are they? One size, fits US women's shoe sizes 5–10.5.
What are they made of? 50% nylon, 48% cotton, 2% spandex, as printed on the Socksmith tag.
How do I wash them? Machine wash cold on gentle with socks inside out, do not bleach, tumble dry low, per the tag.
Sock Em' Sock Emporium is a Denver novelty sock shop with 6 stores in Colorado and Texas.
- COOL BEANS SOCKS: Women's crew socks covered in tiny brown beans in black sunglasses, with blue COOL BEANS lettering on the leg. Food puns never looked this chill.
- BEAN DESIGN DETAILS: Brown and caramel beans on a cream sock, framed by a dark chocolate-brown cuff, heel and toe. Socksmith is printed on the sole.
- ONE SIZE, WOMEN'S 5–10.5: Fits US women's shoe sizes 5–10.5. Crew height works with sneakers, boots and flats.
- FOODIE FAVORITE: A fun pick for chili lovers, taco night, brunch crews and anyone whose personality is basically a pun.
- FUNNY GIFT FOR HER: An easy gift for friends, coworkers and teachers, or a stocking stuffer for anyone who says 'cool beans'.
Your pair, explained.
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- Shipping
- US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+, counted before any discount code; $4.99 below $50.
- Returns
- You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
Heads up: SockEm is humor for grown-ups. Our socks (and this site) are meant to be fun and a little cheeky — if that's not your cup of tea, no hard feelings, feel free to click away.
A gift with personality.
Make it your own.
Personality. No small talk required.
A tiny conversation starter. A very personal gift. A reason to retire those socks from college.
A few good questions.
How do I choose the right size?
Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.
What is this pair made from?
Check the product description for the maker’s fabric information. Need a specific fiber or fit feature? Ask us before ordering.
How should I care for these socks?
Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.
Can I give these as a gift?
Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.
When will my order arrive?
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