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Blow Me Socks For Men

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Description

A dandelion with a very direct request.

Sky-blue clouds, a dandelion letting its seeds go, and two words that change everything. For the man who likes his humor dressed up as something sweet, and the friend who will spot the double meaning from across the room.

Dress sock, double meaning.

Pale blue works under navy or grey trousers at the office, or with jeans and white sneakers on the weekend.

Make a wish.

A black dandelion clock sheds its seeds across fluffy white clouds, with BLOW ME written at the top.

Three good reasons to make a wish.

  • Looks innocent. Clouds, sky blue and a dandelion. Nothing to see here.
  • Isn't. Two words at the cuff turn the whole scene into a punchline.
  • Office-safe-ish. Calm enough for trousers, cheeky enough for anyone who looks.
Show off how you really feel with these funny Blow Me Socks. These are designed with a light blue cotton blend that has finely stitched clouds and a dandelion with the words "Blow Me". These are a simple pair that can be worn as dress socks and give people a laugh or worn with a casual outfit to add some attitude. Sock Em' is the funniest novelty sock store when it comes to socks with funny sayings and inappropriate jokes. Shop today and have a laugh, guaranteed.
  • Sizing: Fits men's shoe sizes 7-12
  • Materials: 80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
  • Compliments guaranteed

Your pair, explained.

Personality
Naughty & Swear Words
Humor
Adult humor / strong language. Best for someone whose sense of humor you know.
Material
80% cotton, 18% nylon, 2% spandex
Size
Fits men's shoe sizes 7-12
Shipping
US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+ after discounts; $4.99 below $50.
Returns
You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
Full shipping & returns policy ↗

A few good questions.

How do I choose the right size?

Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.

What is this pair made from?

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How should I care for these socks?

Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.

Can I give these as a gift?

Choose a design that fits their interests and check their shoe size. Any available gift-wrapping options are shown with the product or during checkout.

When will my order arrive?

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