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Because Shut Up, That's Why Crew Socks
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Because Shut Up, That's Why Crew Socks
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The final answer to every why, knitted in white.
For the parent who has answered why fourteen times before breakfast, and the coworker who ends debates with one look. Gift them for a birthday or Father's Day, and let the socks win every argument.
Black-and-white argument winner.
Black with white cuff stripes goes with jeans, trousers or joggers, so the comeback rides along everywhere.
End of discussion.
BECAUSE SHUT UP, THAT'S WHY stands in bold white capitals under white stripes on a solid black sock.
Three good reasons to end the debate.
- No further questions. BECAUSE SHUT UP, THAT'S WHY, in bold white capitals.
- Classic black. Solid black with sporty white stripes.
- For the last-word parent. Parents, bosses and every sibling who wins.
Burn. These funny socks feature the words "because shut up that's why!", stripes, and a super soft and stretchy premium fabric blend for ultimate comfort. Whether you're shopping for funny dress socks to rock in the office, rude socks with insults on them make you happy (us too), socks with funny sayings on them are kind of your thing, or you love funny socks as much as we do here at Sock Em', then you've come to the right novelty sock store.
- Unisex socks (for both men and women)
- Fits men's shoe sizes 6-11
- Fits women's shoe sizes 7.5-12
- 70% cotton, 28% polyester, 2% elastic
- Compliments guaranteed
Your pair, explained.
- Personality
- Funny & Sarcastic · Naughty & Swear Words
- Humor
- Adult humor / strong language. Best for someone whose sense of humor you know.
- Material
- blend for ultimate comfort
- Size
- Fits men's shoe sizes 6-11; Fits women's shoe sizes 7.5-12
- Shipping
- US addresses only. Ships in 1 business day, then 3–5 business days in transit. Estimates skip weekends and US holidays; carrier delays can affect arrival. Order today: estimated arrival . Free standard shipping on $50+ after discounts; $4.99 below $50.
- Returns
- You may return unworn socks with the original tags attached within 30 days of purchase. We refund the price paid for returned items after they arrive at our office and we confirm the return meets these conditions. Original shipping charges are not refundable.
Heads up: SockEm is humor for grown-ups. Our socks (and this site) are meant to be fun and a little cheeky — if that's not your cup of tea, no hard feelings, feel free to click away.
A gift with personality.
Make it your own.
Personality. No small talk required.
A tiny conversation starter. A very personal gift. A reason to retire those socks from college.
A few good questions.
How do I choose the right size?
Check the product description and available size options. Shoe size is a better guide than age alone. If you are between sizes or buying a gift, confirm the recipient’s shoe size before ordering.
What is this pair made from?
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How should I care for these socks?
Follow the maker’s washing and drying instructions on the packaging or care label. The instructions can vary by fabric and design.
Can I give these as a gift?
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When will my order arrive?
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